Wild One

Sometimes being the mother of a boy is like going on a wild, once in a lifetime Safari adventure but not being allowed to read any guidebooks first. For example-

Last night as we were headed to bed Caroline began singing the chorus of a song that's one of her daddy's favorites, "Fishin' In The Dark". She sang, "you and me goin' fishin' in the dark, lyin' on our backs......." She didn't get a chance to finish. Duncan, too began to sing at that point. His version?

"You and me go to the bathroom in the dark
'Cept I don't know where the bathroom is
So I pee on you and you think
what is this weird liquid"