Shopping Trip

These would be the best candy invented since well, let's just go with EVER. They are yummy. The only thing that could make them better, they already did. They made them pink. Dark Chocolate wrapped up in a tiny pink package- hello! Go forth and get you some.

Then you should go straight to Philosophy.com while eating your yummy Dark Chocolate M&M's and you should buy the Gingerbread Man. It is THE best bath product ever. And you should trust me because I have bought them all. Yes, I have. ALL of them and this one is the best. Go get it and get me some too. And don't worry it doesn't smell like Gingerbread. I don't understand it either but it doesn't. It smells like Ginger Ale. Rub a tiny bit on your skin and I promise you won't care what it smells like. And it has the added benefit of looking like you rolled in the mud after you get it all over you. If you always thought you'd look hot after mud wrestling well, you can test that theory out. I am not personally into that but whatever floats your boat.

And if you still feel like shopping then you could take pity on a girl in dry county (who also happens to be on a "spending freeze") and you could go get this. It makes the best margaritas known to man. I have tasted them ALL and I know. Okay, so I haven't tasted them all. You're right, not even close. But I didn't need to taste anymore after the Patron one, okay?