Tooth Fairy Tales

I am afraid. Afraid of what my children's teenage years will bring. They are smarter than me. They are way smarter than their father. They are crafty little fellows, too. Yep, I'm afraid.

This morning my seven year old son says to me, "Ugh, I am about to lose another bi-cuspid then I will only have my eye teeth to chew with."

Say what? Whatever happened to my tooth is lose? Feel the fear? He's gonna be running a small country by the time he's sixteen. When they have transportation and cash readily available there's no telling what they might do.